Narrative Ninja: An Introduction
A Narrative Ninja comes to you in the middle of the night (hideyokids, hideyowife) and hits you with lightning speed of more narrative opinions than advanced analytics. A Narrative Ninja has zero (0) rationality and has limited knowledge of advanced statistics. They speak in tongues; "Why you gotta look at the stats?" they ask.
Narrative Ninja can hit the casual fan with karate-chop action — leaving them bruised and uneducated. To disprove the Narrative Ninja, one must use advanced statistics, whit, charm, and, above all else, nunchakus.