Narrative Ninja: An Introduction

We at Cubs Stats try to use our creativity in new and exciting ways. We've implemented "Optimism Goggles" and "Pessimissm Cat". Now we move onto our newest creation: Narrative Ninja.

A Narrative Ninja comes to you in the middle of the night (hideyokids, hideyowife) and hits you with lightning speed of more narrative opinions than advanced analytics. A Narrative Ninja has zero (0) rationality and has limited knowledge of advanced statistics. They speak in tongues; "Why you gotta look at the stats?" they ask.

Narrative Ninja can hit the casual fan with karate-chop action — leaving them bruised and uneducated. To disprove the Narrative Ninja, one must use advanced statistics, whit, charm, and, above all else, nunchakus.

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